Enlightenment Resumé
(c) 2008 by Tabby Cat
(With apologies to Dorothy Parker)
Zen fries your knees; Chants dry your throat;
Tantra's a tease; Religion's just rote;
Ramtha's a sham; Tolle's a gnome;
Cohen's a scam; Wilber's dry as a bone;
Yoga's a strain; TM is phony;
Firewalking's a pain; NLP is baloney;
Advaita's all air; Cults make you pledge;
Monks shave your hair; you might as well veg.
