Look at this recent photo of Madonna. She's in her early fifties, born same year as me within months. Looks good, eh? 

Any idea why? You think it's cause she's a pampered multi-hundredsmillionaire with servants and security and personal gourmet chefs and drivers hanging on her every wish and command?

Not in the least. It isn't that at all.

It's because she's a dedicated Ashtangi just like me. Does Ashtanga yoga. That's what has kept her looking so well preserved.

So then your natural question might be "Then what the fuck went wrong in your case, Tabby?" (Those of you who know me personally...). Ahahaha! Touche touche... but hey if I were being personally instructed by Sharath (grandson of the Founder, Patabhi Jois), hell it would've had a more salutory effect on my looks too.